Deer evrywun,

Furst of awl I hait hawwsis. Evry day I bark at them owt of the window. Hawwsis STINK to hy hevvun. Thay have awl flys arownd thare bottums. Thay poo awl over evryware (aktcherlly its kwyte taystee). Thay nay a lot and thay are jenrully kwte scairy.

Seccund of awl. Maddy wos my frend and Madddy LUVD hawwsis (IKR) so that is why I am pootting my prejjudissis a side and raisink munny to help all the por hawssis in this wurld becos Madderlin wood hav luvvd me for it and probally kissd my nose and strowked me (as long as she haddunt been strowking ay smelly hawwss furst that was okay).

I have seen piktchurs of por hawwsis havving to carry peepls hevvy shopping, bee ing wipped and looking reelly kwyte hungry and thursty. And that's not fair even if you do smell.

I wood love yew to sponnsur me because I wonnt to do this for my frend, Maddy <3

I love yew

Scowt xx