“No”

“Absolutely not”

“Doubt it”

“Lol nah”

“Have you lost your mind?”

Just a selection of the answers The Chief Ninja - Hayley Field received when she asked her Ninja apprentices if they wanted to walk 100km in 30 hours with no sleep.

Yet, for reasons best known to someone else, we all ended up saying

“Yes”

So here we are.

7 (apparently persuadable) people, plus our persistent leader, preparing to walk across the South Downs between 24th & 26th of September.

It’s gonna be a right laugh.

Said absolutely no one.

But, it will be an opportunity to raise some much needed funds for Oxfam and the great work they do at home and abroad in alleviating poverty.

So that, dear reader is why you’re reading this.

Because, lets not mess about, if we’re gonna end up blistered,  miserable and wondering why the hell we’re climbing hills in West Sussex in the middle of the night, we’re gonna need some support.

Yeah, you could come down with an air horn and cheer us on.

OR

Better still, you could sponsor us…

...Even if it's just a few quid.

As the great philosopher Tesco once said:

“Every Little Helps”

And in return, we’ll be forever grateful, and keep you updated on our training and progress with photos and social media posts and stuff.

If you don’t sponsor us?

We’ll keep you updated on our progress with EVEN MORE photos and social media posts and stuff.

Go on, you know you want to...

Trailwalker UK supports the incredible work of both Oxfam Great Britain and The Gurkha Welfare Trust.