Thanks for taking the time to visit my JustGiving page.

I would like to be the first person to raise £1000.00 for help for heroes by doing absolutely nothing at all. Come on people, prove it's possible, donate money and i promise to do absolutely nothing in return.

Some of the things I will not be doing include:

Sitting in a bath of beans 

Running any distance at all

Shaving any part of my body

Eating Brussels Sprouts

Walking a long way with a lot of other people

Wearing silly clothes

Being silent

The list is by no means definitive. If there is anything you would like me not to do for Charity (apart from breathing, eating sleeping and drinking) then please do let me know and I will add it to my list.

Donating through JustGiving is simple, fast and totally secure. Your details are safe with JustGiving – they’ll never sell them on or send unwanted emails. Once you donate, they’ll send your money directly to the charity and make sure Gift Aid is reclaimed on every eligible donation by a UK taxpayer. So it’s the most efficient way to donate - I raise more, whilst saving time and cutting costs for the charity.

So please dig deep and donate now. Show that laziness can pay and let our brave troops know that even fat lazy blokes like me can be bothered to help them in their time of need.

Anyway, all this typing is wearing me out and the sofa is calling.

Thanks all,

James.